Welcome to War Room
You are now the GM of War. Simulate strikes across the middle east to see how they impact trade.
Disclaimer
This website is a fictional geopolitical market simulator created for educational and entertainment purposes.
The scenarios and asset price impacts shown are hypothetical and based on simplified assumptions and historical patterns. They do not represent real-world forecasts or investment guidance.
Nothing on this site constitutes financial advice.
By entering, you acknowledge that this simulator is satire and that you will not rely on it for investment or trading decisions.
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This website is a fictional geopolitical market simulator created for educational and entertainment purposes. The scenarios and asset price impacts shown are hypothetical and based on simplified assumptions and historical patterns. They do not represent real-world forecasts or investment guidance. Nothing on this site constitutes financial advice. By entering, you acknowledge that this simulator is satire and that you will not rely on it for investment or trading decisions.
Simulation only. Outputs are hypothetical and based on simplified assumptions. Not financial advice.
Methodology:
Inputs combine site category, site weight, and flow-channel disruption assumptions from local model files. Each strike maps to asset exposures via crude/refining/LNG/shipping/risk channels, then blends flow-driven contributions with legacy template mappings for stability. Sequential strikes apply sequence and severity penalties, while adaptive saturation dampens repetitive hits per asset. A systemic escalation layer increases sensitivity for crisis-prone classes (oil, volatility, shipping, airlines downside, defense, and havens) when core-node damage accumulates. Optional calibration multipliers can further scale sector, asset, and category effects when coefficients are present.
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War Room
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